you fuckin fat cunt
Get to know me.
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
|Song: Are You Experienced Solo(reversed)|
|Artist: Jimi Hendrix|
|Album: Are You Experienced|
|Played: 28 times.|
The instrumental to “Are You Experienced” by Jimi Hendrix was recorded and produced...”backwards”.
I decided to "re-reverse" the solo and it turns out that it is fantastic.
Thank you Bathtub Barracuda.
pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
Hello! My baby!
Hello! My honey!
Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Oh my god
this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen
Sext: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe
HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"